Paperman - Flat lyrics

[Hook] I fall flat on my a** Like a fat kid in gym cla** Now I'm getting fat a** And I'm getting fat stacks [Verse One] That'll teach these ba*tards not to f** with me I'll grope their neck until they can't breathe I'll break everyone's gla**es until they can't see Saw some teachers k**ing each other What a horrible scene This dude just put her in the dumpster sh** just got extreme Let me schedule you an appointment I'm planning to take advantage Of Spanish b**hes with gigantic b**bs Couldn't afford no f**ing lube So now I'm stuck with ointment bo*er disappearing faster than the Titanic No need to panic I'll make a motherf**er vanish I'll make a knuckle sandwich El Chapo in a prison full of Hispanics You wanted a legend, your wish is f**ing granted [Hook] I fall flat on my a** Like a fat kid in gym cla** Now I'm getting fat a** And I'm getting fat stacks [Verse Two] Goldilocks and the three b**hes They overdosed on some porridge Now everything they see is orange I'm having a f**ing brain shortage Took some f**ing syringes out of the storage Now everybody's pa**ed out on the f**ing floor and I'm still sitting here, this is so abhorrent So I go to turn the faucet on I just see blood pouring [Hook] I fall flat on my a** Like a fat kid in gym cla** Now I'm getting fat a** And I'm getting fat stacks [Outro] This song is really f**ing dumb Don't do this sh**