It was in the spring
When we met first
The time of year when young men's thoughts
Turn to other men
So young and romantic
But hopeless naive
When you said I was perfect
I didn't know just what to believe
I'm glad to see it end
Don't you think that maybe we'd be
Better off just friends
Your preconceptions
Drove me half mad
I couldn't be your standard issue
Regulation f*g
The thing you found trivial
Meant everything to me
Oh what a lovely love affair
All we did was disagree
I'm glad we had our time
But I'm glad to see it end
Don't you think that maybe we'd be
Better off just friends
You still haven't learned
What I found out real quick
No use trying to drag things out
When you know we just didn't click
So here we go again
And I don't mean to be unkind
But to get back together
I'd have to be out of my mind
You call me once again
To tell you're fine
Then proceed to do nothing
But bich and moan and whine