Pansy Division - Better Off Just Friends lyrics

It was in the spring When we met first The time of year when young men's thoughts Turn to other men So young and romantic But hopeless naive When you said I was perfect I didn't know just what to believe I'm glad to see it end Don't you think that maybe we'd be Better off just friends Your preconceptions Drove me half mad I couldn't be your standard issue Regulation f*g The thing you found trivial Meant everything to me Oh what a lovely love affair All we did was disagree I'm glad we had our time But I'm glad to see it end Don't you think that maybe we'd be Better off just friends You still haven't learned What I found out real quick No use trying to drag things out When you know we just didn't click So here we go again And I don't mean to be unkind But to get back together I'd have to be out of my mind You call me once again To tell you're fine Then proceed to do nothing But bich and moan and whine