Some say 2-11
Some say 22
Gotta work tomorrow?
Really no excuse
Time to raise our gla**es
And toast 'em to the man
Who declared the holiday
No one cares to understand
Hey Get out of my way
It's Presidents Day
Forget what I said
Just do what I say
You know I want to see you
You know I love your smile
Especially when you're wasted
And acting like a child
But you've got so many people
Telling you what to do
Today's the day where just us
Write the law that's best for you
We fight to live the dream
Way too hard to live this way
I vow to reform musicians care
One nation under God we trust
It certainly doesn't trust in me
And I've waited long enough in line