Some say 2-11 Some say 22 Gotta work tomorrow? Really no excuse Time to raise our gla**es And toast 'em to the man Who declared the holiday No one cares to understand Hey Get out of my way It's Presidents Day Forget what I said Just do what I say You know I want to see you You know I love your smile Especially when you're wasted And acting like a child But you've got so many people Telling you what to do Today's the day where just us Write the law that's best for you We fight to live the dream Way too hard to live this way I vow to reform musicians care One nation under God we trust It certainly doesn't trust in me And I've waited long enough in line