(Five, four, three, two, one)
(Time… GO!)
W!SE the all.E:
Dairantou
OverClocked Assembled!
Now, everybody, let's go
AAAAW YEEEAH!
(Mmmmhhhhmm YEAH)
(S-s-s-super SMAAAAASH BROTHERS)
1-UP [Mario/Will Smith]:
(Ha ha, yo!)
Well it's the original 1-UP, yeah go 'head and call me Mario
Smash Attacks so raw, I'll leave you breathless like some cardio
You brothers wanna brawl? Bring it hard, we'll kick your tail, dude
Call the ambulance (Wii-U!) I'll beat you back into a GameCube
Shooting lyrics off like fire balls (bloop) you thrown all day
Turned your mind into a cartridge (Hah), blown away
It's my acclamation (It's-a me!), yeah I see your admiration
You about to see a cancellation, this your final destination
MC Final Sigma [Cpt. Falcon/Jay-Z]:
(Yo)
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain rapping
Who be burning up tracks like a brash combatant
Tryna challenge the Falcon for the top of the pile – dude
The King of Evil's even jocking my style
How you show me your moves, when I think I seen 'em befo'
Or try to test me, you get an F, G – zero
'Cuz I take 'em to Mute City just to zip up they yap
I come in first, then second on the victory lap
Hov!
W!SE/MCFS/DiGi:
Supa Smash Brothaaaaz
Y-y-y-yeah we goin' crazy
Supa Smash Sistaaaaz
Either you is a man or you is a babaaay
Supa Smash Lovaaaaz
S'il vous plait melee, either way
We are da Supa SMAAAAAASH Brothers
DiGi Valentine [Pikachu/Humpty Hump]:
Aight, stop watcha doing 'cause I'm the Pikachu and
I'm here to hit ya'll with an Electric Boogalooing
The girls say I'm cute and of course they would know
'cause I got Master Balls and I put them on show
For real, yo, you ain't no contender
Get yo' a** Thunder-clapped in to a Pokémon centre
Pika Pi, I'm the one you can't catch
Run along, kid, you need a gym badge
W!SE the all.E [Fox/Snoop Dogg (Snoop Lion)]:
Fox McCloud up in here
I see how you be sheddin' them tears
'cause you be eatin' my dust
and it's getting all up in yo eyes
so you never see me disappear
C'MON, I paid the cost to be The Boss
There ain't no limit to me, 'cause I'm the Top Dog
Don't you dare try to get my doggy-style
AIYA, wit my nizzle, Falco, fo' shizzle
You best recognize fo' rizzle when you playin' wit' fiya
C'MON, aiyaaaa
W!SE/MCFS/DiGi:
Supa Smash Faaathaaaz
Y-y-y-yeah we goin' crazy
Supa Smash Mothaaaaz
Either you is a man or you is a babaaay
Supa Smash Lovaaaaz
S'il vous plait melee, either way
We are da Supa SMAAAAAASH Brothers
metaphist [Falco/Canibus]:
When Falco bust rounds defense get shut down
My pillars are the foundation of rush down
Touchdown like a whirlwind, I SHINE like lightning
Then take to air again, the Blue Bird dictates the skies like the Red Baron
I'm ARROGANT, greatest Arwing Pilot to ever fly it
Lyrics razor sharp like the beak is when I'm speakin'
I used to DOG FIGHT with Space Apes on the weekend
But I got the invitation now I SMASH with DK and 'em
1-UP [Ness/Will Smith]:
Ness is in the spot, better go and get your matter up
Anything we hit's a home run, (heh) batter up
You dodge out of the way and you think you think you're OK
Your terrible gaming has led you astray
When I hit the PK, I watch you decay
You're yelling mayday, there's no getting away
PK Thunder, Make it rain, you ain't never gonna be the same (uh huh)
When you witness the usage of all my power drains
Had to make them EarthBound 'cause you know I'm really Onett
And I bring a lot of flare (yep), let's PK honest
metaphist - [Olimar/Eminem (Slim Shady)]:
Slim Oli, yo!
I'm an alien witta ship
I crash landed, broke the whip
I'm tryin' to get a grip, but I can't figure out which Pikmin is which (Too many colors!)
Even though I've got all these henchmen I still feel like ish (Tell 'em why!)
'cause all of these other characters are taller than me by, like, three fifths
Throws are legit, but my up-smash is my favorite to k** with
Go ahead, D.I. all you want (do it), there's still gonna be an "E" at the end of it (b**h! Ha ha!)
You wanna melee? Forget it, I'd rather get lifted than fall
The only way they got me to brawl is 'cause they promised me there'd be tripping involved
J.ME the Sista' Danius [Sheik (Zelda)/Nicki Minaj]:
I might not be a queen, but I'm definitely a princess
Who you think you are tryin' to claim my riches?
You're a bum who mows lawns for rupees
And thinks flutes will make me wanna be your groupie, dude, please!
Gimme the blonde hair, long weave, short cuts (uhn!)
Running the gauntlet, uh huh, Sheik-ah! (Woop!)
Apparently you only lay pipes for Epona
Either way this Ship has sailed, ARRRGH, Tetra!
W!SE/MCFS/DiGi:
Supa Smash Faaathaaaz
Even on the Termina Bay
Supa Smash Mothaaaaz
Nothin' will make me ever fly away
Supa Smash Lovaaaaz
Got a problem? Just say it to my face, man,
I'll resolve it with a DK (uh huh), yeah, I'll resolve it with a DK
aaaaaAAAAAAWWW WOO!
W!SE/MCFS/DiGi:
Supa Smash Brothaaaz
We be representin' MC Master Hand for life
Supa Smash Sistaaaaz
Go down in cosplay history like Mr. Cloud Strife
Supa Smash Lovaaaaz
Zero Suit Samus, that's my wife!
We are da Supa SMAAAAAASH Brothers
(A new record!)
We are da supa… smash
Yeah we're da supa smash…
DA SUPA DUPA…
SSSMAAAAAAAAAAAASH
BROTHERS!