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(Five, four, three, two, one) (Time… GO!) W!SE the all.E: Dairantou OverClocked Assembled! Now, everybody, let's go AAAAW YEEEAH! (Mmmmhhhhmm YEAH) (S-s-s-super SMAAAAASH BROTHERS) 1-UP [Mario/Will Smith]: (Ha ha, yo!) Well it's the original 1-UP, yeah go 'head and call me Mario Smash Attacks so raw, I'll leave you breathless like some cardio You brothers wanna brawl? Bring it hard, we'll kick your tail, dude Call the ambulance (Wii-U!) I'll beat you back into a GameCube Shooting lyrics off like fire balls (bloop) you thrown all day Turned your mind into a cartridge (Hah), blown away It's my acclamation (It's-a me!), yeah I see your admiration You about to see a cancellation, this your final destination MC Final Sigma [Cpt. Falcon/Jay-Z]: (Yo) Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain rapping Who be burning up tracks like a brash combatant Tryna challenge the Falcon for the top of the pile – dude The King of Evil's even jocking my style How you show me your moves, when I think I seen 'em befo' Or try to test me, you get an F, G – zero 'Cuz I take 'em to Mute City just to zip up they yap I come in first, then second on the victory lap Hov! W!SE/MCFS/DiGi: Supa Smash Brothaaaaz Y-y-y-yeah we goin' crazy Supa Smash Sistaaaaz Either you is a man or you is a babaaay Supa Smash Lovaaaaz S'il vous plait melee, either way We are da Supa SMAAAAAASH Brothers DiGi Valentine [Pikachu/Humpty Hump]: Aight, stop watcha doing 'cause I'm the Pikachu and I'm here to hit ya'll with an Electric Boogalooing The girls say I'm cute and of course they would know 'cause I got Master Balls and I put them on show For real, yo, you ain't no contender Get yo' a** Thunder-clapped in to a Pokémon centre Pika Pi, I'm the one you can't catch Run along, kid, you need a gym badge W!SE the all.E [Fox/Snoop Dogg (Snoop Lion)]: Fox McCloud up in here I see how you be sheddin' them tears 'cause you be eatin' my dust and it's getting all up in yo eyes so you never see me disappear C'MON, I paid the cost to be The Boss There ain't no limit to me, 'cause I'm the Top Dog Don't you dare try to get my doggy-style AIYA, wit my nizzle, Falco, fo' shizzle You best recognize fo' rizzle when you playin' wit' fiya C'MON, aiyaaaa W!SE/MCFS/DiGi: Supa Smash Faaathaaaz Y-y-y-yeah we goin' crazy Supa Smash Mothaaaaz Either you is a man or you is a babaaay Supa Smash Lovaaaaz S'il vous plait melee, either way We are da Supa SMAAAAAASH Brothers metaphist [Falco/Canibus]: When Falco bust rounds defense get shut down My pillars are the foundation of rush down Touchdown like a whirlwind, I SHINE like lightning Then take to air again, the Blue Bird dictates the skies like the Red Baron I'm ARROGANT, greatest Arwing Pilot to ever fly it Lyrics razor sharp like the beak is when I'm speakin' I used to DOG FIGHT with Space Apes on the weekend But I got the invitation now I SMASH with DK and 'em 1-UP [Ness/Will Smith]: Ness is in the spot, better go and get your matter up Anything we hit's a home run, (heh) batter up You dodge out of the way and you think you think you're OK Your terrible gaming has led you astray When I hit the PK, I watch you decay You're yelling mayday, there's no getting away PK Thunder, Make it rain, you ain't never gonna be the same (uh huh) When you witness the usage of all my power drains Had to make them EarthBound 'cause you know I'm really Onett And I bring a lot of flare (yep), let's PK honest metaphist - [Olimar/Eminem (Slim Shady)]: Slim Oli, yo! I'm an alien witta ship I crash landed, broke the whip I'm tryin' to get a grip, but I can't figure out which Pikmin is which (Too many colors!) Even though I've got all these henchmen I still feel like ish (Tell 'em why!) 'cause all of these other characters are taller than me by, like, three fifths Throws are legit, but my up-smash is my favorite to k** with Go ahead, D.I. all you want (do it), there's still gonna be an "E" at the end of it (b**h! Ha ha!) You wanna melee? Forget it, I'd rather get lifted than fall The only way they got me to brawl is 'cause they promised me there'd be tripping involved J.ME the Sista' Danius [Sheik (Zelda)/Nicki Minaj]: I might not be a queen, but I'm definitely a princess Who you think you are tryin' to claim my riches? You're a bum who mows lawns for rupees And thinks flutes will make me wanna be your groupie, dude, please! Gimme the blonde hair, long weave, short cuts (uhn!) Running the gauntlet, uh huh, Sheik-ah! (Woop!) Apparently you only lay pipes for Epona Either way this Ship has sailed, ARRRGH, Tetra! W!SE/MCFS/DiGi: Supa Smash Faaathaaaz Even on the Termina Bay Supa Smash Mothaaaaz Nothin' will make me ever fly away Supa Smash Lovaaaaz Got a problem? Just say it to my face, man, I'll resolve it with a DK (uh huh), yeah, I'll resolve it with a DK aaaaaAAAAAAWWW WOO! W!SE/MCFS/DiGi: Supa Smash Brothaaaz We be representin' MC Master Hand for life Supa Smash Sistaaaaz Go down in cosplay history like Mr. Cloud Strife Supa Smash Lovaaaaz Zero Suit Samus, that's my wife! We are da Supa SMAAAAAASH Brothers (A new record!) We are da supa… smash Yeah we're da supa smash… DA SUPA DUPA… SSSMAAAAAAAAAAAASH BROTHERS!