Everybody get up
[Intro: Barack Obama]
My fellow Americans
It has come to my attention
A black man is
In the White House
Please rest a**ured
The Secret Service is looking into the matter
And the black man will be dealt with
Thank you
[Verse 1]
If you're talking
About me on your twitter
Or chatting with your neighbour
Calling me a white house n***a
[Bridge: Barack Obama]
I see you on the
N-S-A
I hear you on the
N-S-A
Why don't you say it
To my face?
You're talking sh** about me
[Verse 2]
When you take off your clothes
Taking some titty pictures
Posting them videos
For some old man to jerk it
[Bridge]
I see you on the
N-S-A
I'm checkin' on the
N-S-A
Come rub them titties
In my face
Showing your tits without me...
[Verse 3]
Your Guns
I really want'em (I want your guns)
Let me hold on 'em (I want your guns)
I'll give 'em back and I need
Your funds
I need some money (I need some money)
Give me some money (Give me some money)
Hillary Rodham is a
Bull dyke
She munches carpets
She has hairy armpits
And we be tapping on your
Phone Lines
When you talk 'bout me
When you insult me
You're saying f** me
I can hear you talking sh**
Telling people I ain't sh**
s** my giant hairy dick
I FLY A ROCKET SHIP IN YOUR FACE
[Bridge]
I hear you on the
N-S-A
I'm checkin' on the
N-S-A
You're talking 'bout me
Everyday
You're such a player hater
[Verse 4]
Hey f** you Edward Snowden
Why you f** with my sh** for?
This guy is a hero?
He's another bum living at the airport
[Bridge]
I see him on the
N-S-A
Drinkin' a pint of
Hennessy
Come catch a flight with me
Esse
I got drones circling in the
WHOLE WORLD
[Verse 5]
You wanna start sh**?
Ya better watch it
I see the hobbit p**n that you watch
ONLINE
Oh, you embarra**ed?
Should I show your parents?
Whatcha get your a** kicked in the
LUNCHLINE
Ya little f*ggot
Dungeons and Dragons
You're just a 4-eyed virgin
Book Worm
Ya feel like scrapping?
Yeah bro come at me
My boys are strapping
[Verse 6]
When you're walking
Minding your business
Or at home trying
Heels and lipsticks
I'm watching you from
Air Force One
So before you talk sh**
Be careful son
I monitor your
High-speed connection
To help you vote for me
Next election
I watch you pee
For your own protection
I'm in your dreams
Like Inception
My skin is
Brown and white
When I'm in your kitchen
I blend in and hide
My ears are built in
Hearin'sh** you say
Tell your children
I'm under the bed
Edward Snowden
You f**ed up, mah n**y
Ask Bin Laden 'bout
f**in' with me
I went to show him
How I deal with hoes
Think I won't punch you
Where your penis grows?
[Breakdown: Barack Obama]
Smack a b**h
Get down
What's up now?
Yeah
Would you like to twerk?
Everybody let's twerk
I really don't like to work
Yeah
s** my balls
[Verse 7]
Hey who cut the cheese?
Play the surveillance tape back
Hell no it wasn't me
I should put you in jail for saying that
[Bridge]
Hey that's me on the
N-S-A
Stealing a thigh from
K-F-C
This must be some kind of
Mistake
I was at home watching
Real House Wives
[Verse 8]
With all my daughters
Well the ones I know of
You know about keeping track of children and us
Black guys
Please don't arrest me
Here I'm confesing
Since when is stealing chicken
A crime?
I was really hungry
And I had no money
And they wouldn't accept my
Food Stamps
I'm really sorry
Let's play atari
I am Bengali
I'm from Benghazi
[Outro: Barack Obama]
Ladies and Gentlemen of this
All white females jury of my peers
I look forward to my time in prison
Where I could easily find crack
And hangout with my good friend OJ
Spying on Americans is like uh
Saying the N-word
Only a black president can do it
Hehe hehe
As your president
I replaced the bald eagle
With the fried chicken
Thank you
Four more years