Obama - Obama Been Watchin' lyrics
Everybody get up [Intro: Barack Obama] My fellow Americans It has come to my attention A black man is In the White House Please rest a**ured The Secret Service is looking into the matter And the black man will be dealt with Thank you [Verse 1] If you're talking About me on your twitter Or chatting with your neighbour Calling me a white house n***a [Bridge: Barack Obama] I see you on the N-S-A I hear you on the N-S-A Why don't you say it To my face? You're talking sh** about me [Verse 2] When you take off your clothes Taking some titty pictures Posting them videos For some old man to jerk it [Bridge] I see you on the N-S-A I'm checkin' on the N-S-A Come rub them titties In my face Showing your tits without me... [Verse 3] Your Guns I really want'em (I want your guns) Let me hold on 'em (I want your guns) I'll give 'em back and I need Your funds I need some money (I need some money) Give me some money (Give me some money) Hillary Rodham is a Bull dyke She munches carpets She has hairy armpits And we be tapping on your Phone Lines When you talk 'bout me When you insult me You're saying f** me I can hear you talking sh** Telling people I ain't sh** s** my giant hairy dick I FLY A ROCKET SHIP IN YOUR FACE [Bridge] I hear you on the N-S-A I'm checkin' on the N-S-A You're talking 'bout me Everyday You're such a player hater [Verse 4] Hey f** you Edward Snowden Why you f** with my sh** for? This guy is a hero? He's another bum living at the airport [Bridge] I see him on the N-S-A Drinkin' a pint of Hennessy Come catch a flight with me Esse I got drones circling in the WHOLE WORLD [Verse 5] You wanna start sh**? Ya better watch it I see the hobbit p**n that you watch ONLINE Oh, you embarra**ed? Should I show your parents? Whatcha get your a** kicked in the LUNCHLINE Ya little f*ggot Dungeons and Dragons You're just a 4-eyed virgin Book Worm Ya feel like scrapping? Yeah bro come at me My boys are strapping [Verse 6] When you're walking Minding your business Or at home trying Heels and lipsticks I'm watching you from Air Force One So before you talk sh** Be careful son I monitor your High-speed connection To help you vote for me Next election I watch you pee For your own protection I'm in your dreams Like Inception My skin is Brown and white When I'm in your kitchen I blend in and hide My ears are built in Hearin'sh** you say Tell your children I'm under the bed Edward Snowden You f**ed up, mah n**y Ask Bin Laden 'bout f**in' with me I went to show him How I deal with hoes Think I won't punch you Where your penis grows? [Breakdown: Barack Obama] Smack a b**h Get down What's up now? Yeah Would you like to twerk? Everybody let's twerk I really don't like to work Yeah s** my balls [Verse 7] Hey who cut the cheese? Play the surveillance tape back Hell no it wasn't me I should put you in jail for saying that [Bridge] Hey that's me on the N-S-A Stealing a thigh from K-F-C This must be some kind of Mistake I was at home watching Real House Wives [Verse 8] With all my daughters Well the ones I know of You know about keeping track of children and us Black guys Please don't arrest me Here I'm confesing Since when is stealing chicken A crime? I was really hungry And I had no money And they wouldn't accept my Food Stamps I'm really sorry Let's play atari I am Bengali I'm from Benghazi [Outro: Barack Obama] Ladies and Gentlemen of this All white females jury of my peers I look forward to my time in prison Where I could easily find crack And hangout with my good friend OJ Spying on Americans is like uh Saying the N-word Only a black president can do it Hehe hehe As your president I replaced the bald eagle With the fried chicken Thank you Four more years