[Introduction: JerBear]
Hey it's JerBear
Let's get this meme started
[Introduction: Ned]
I want to die
f**ing k** me
[Verse 1 Part 1: JerBear]
Well hello there friends and
Welcome back to the channel
We're cooking up some memes
That your body can't handle
Remember back in April
When my penis went to hell?
Well sit tight now ladies
We have a story to tell
So Ned was telling me
That he has a big dick
He said he likes to pull it out
And show it off to his chick
I couldn't just accept that
So we had to show off
Of course mine was bigger
Since I use it to jerk off
[Verse 1 Part 2: JerBear]
I was kind of curious
How he even has a girl
If she ever saw Ned's chode
She would violently hurl
Apparently, Ned didn't
Like all my boasting
Since the next thing I knew
My whole penis was roasting
It was damaged beyond repair
And they had to cut it off
It gave me crippling depression
So I took some time off
Now that it grew back
And my self esteem is higher
We're making quality content
For the Unicorn Empire
[Hook: JerBear]
It's the summer of JerBear
2016
Hope your body is ready
'Cause Imma touch your peen
New memes every Sunday
Or Wednesday...maybe
It really doesn't matter
It's all summer long, baby
It's the summer of JerBear
Prepare for the memes
Hope your body is ready
'Cause Imma make you cream
New memes every Sunday
Or Wednesday...maybe
Ned, get out here already
And battle me, crybaby
[Verse 2 Part 1: Ned]
JerBear's a fraud who
Sits on a throne of lies
Ten thousand subscribers
I don't even know why
You think I enjoy living
In this dipsh**'s backyard?
I think I'd rather eat
Three whole gallons of lard
Your vids gave me ebola
And countless other diseases
It's really time to stop
And seek out my n***a Jesus
Get f**ing roasted
Just like your dick
That I thoroughly toasted
[Verse 2 Part 2: Ned]
Now look here, JerBear
Mine is 3 feet long
My girlfriend loves to s**
This magnum dong
You think yours is bigger
Even though it's like an inch?
Just the sheer stupidity
Is making me cringe
You're so retarded
I couldn't let you procreate
You're polluting the gene pool
With your godawful traits
Burning off your dick
Made the problem void
I'm done here, Ned out
You just got destroyed
[Hook: Ned]
It's time to stop
2016
Hope your body is ready
To go full on cold turkey
No more new memes
'Cause I'm ending this channel
It really doesn't matter
Since this summer is canceled
It's time to stop
Forget all the memes
Hope your body is ready
For a lack of wet dreams
No more new memes
'Cause I'm ending this channel
Do something constructive
Go outside for example
[Verse 3: JerBear]
Okay, Ned
You can calm down now
Your bars are too hot
You actually got me somehow
They like to say
Words will never hurt you
But I'm like so triggered right now
SAVE ME MIDI TRUMPETS
[Bridge: MIDI trumpets]
[Hook: JerBear]
It's the summer of JerBear
2016
Hope your body is ready
'Cause Imma touch your peen
New memes every Sunday
Or Wednesday...maybe
It really doesn't matter
It's all summer long, baby
It's the summer of JerBear
Prepare for the memes
Hope your body is ready
'Cause Imma make you cream
New memes every Sunday
Or Wednesday...maybe
Ned, stop sobbing
And k** yourself already
[Outro: JerBear]
JerBear vs. Ned!
Ya boi
I think we all know who won
[Outro: Ned]
End my suffering