N.E.D. - Summer of JerBear 2016 (JerBear vs. Ned Rap Battle) lyrics

[Introduction: JerBear] Hey it's JerBear Let's get this meme started [Introduction: Ned] I want to die f**ing k** me [Verse 1 Part 1: JerBear] Well hello there friends and Welcome back to the channel We're cooking up some memes That your body can't handle Remember back in April When my penis went to hell? Well sit tight now ladies We have a story to tell So Ned was telling me That he has a big dick He said he likes to pull it out And show it off to his chick I couldn't just accept that So we had to show off Of course mine was bigger Since I use it to jerk off [Verse 1 Part 2: JerBear] I was kind of curious How he even has a girl If she ever saw Ned's chode She would violently hurl Apparently, Ned didn't Like all my boasting Since the next thing I knew My whole penis was roasting It was damaged beyond repair And they had to cut it off It gave me crippling depression So I took some time off Now that it grew back And my self esteem is higher We're making quality content For the Unicorn Empire [Hook: JerBear] It's the summer of JerBear 2016 Hope your body is ready 'Cause Imma touch your peen New memes every Sunday Or Wednesday...maybe It really doesn't matter It's all summer long, baby It's the summer of JerBear Prepare for the memes Hope your body is ready 'Cause Imma make you cream New memes every Sunday Or Wednesday...maybe Ned, get out here already And battle me, crybaby [Verse 2 Part 1: Ned] JerBear's a fraud who Sits on a throne of lies Ten thousand subscribers I don't even know why You think I enjoy living In this dipsh**'s backyard? I think I'd rather eat Three whole gallons of lard Your vids gave me ebola And countless other diseases It's really time to stop And seek out my n***a Jesus Get f**ing roasted Just like your dick That I thoroughly toasted [Verse 2 Part 2: Ned] Now look here, JerBear Mine is 3 feet long My girlfriend loves to s** This magnum dong You think yours is bigger Even though it's like an inch? Just the sheer stupidity Is making me cringe You're so retarded I couldn't let you procreate You're polluting the gene pool With your godawful traits Burning off your dick Made the problem void I'm done here, Ned out You just got destroyed [Hook: Ned] It's time to stop 2016 Hope your body is ready To go full on cold turkey No more new memes 'Cause I'm ending this channel It really doesn't matter Since this summer is canceled It's time to stop Forget all the memes Hope your body is ready For a lack of wet dreams No more new memes 'Cause I'm ending this channel Do something constructive Go outside for example [Verse 3: JerBear] Okay, Ned You can calm down now Your bars are too hot You actually got me somehow They like to say Words will never hurt you But I'm like so triggered right now SAVE ME MIDI TRUMPETS [Bridge: MIDI trumpets] [Hook: JerBear] It's the summer of JerBear 2016 Hope your body is ready 'Cause Imma touch your peen New memes every Sunday Or Wednesday...maybe It really doesn't matter It's all summer long, baby It's the summer of JerBear Prepare for the memes Hope your body is ready 'Cause Imma make you cream New memes every Sunday Or Wednesday...maybe Ned, stop sobbing And k** yourself already [Outro: JerBear] JerBear vs. Ned! Ya boi I think we all know who won [Outro: Ned] End my suffering