Jingle bells batman smells
robin laid an egg
the batmobile lost it's wheel
and the joker f**ed your mom
...right in the a**
Hey, hey little girls and boys
what's on your list for this year
teddy bears and lots of gifts
well too f**ing bad you greedy
little b**h!
you're getting razorblades
stockings of hand grenades
and in your sleep tonight
i'm gonna cum on your face
You're not getting anything for
Christmas you f**ing who*e
the milk was sour and the
cookies s**ed
so thanks for nothing, you
f**ing c*nt!
you're not getting anything for
Christmas you f**ing who*e
Santa's pissed and he's takin'
names, and your first in line
(later we'll have some f**ing pie,
and we'll do some caroling)
PUUUUUUUUUUUT THAAAAAAAAAAAT COOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE DOWWWWWWN!!!!!!
put that cookie down motherf**er
As we all know, Christmas is
that mystical time of year
when the ghost of Jesus rises
from the grave to feed on the
flesh of the living
Santa's pissed and he's coming to
town
he's takin' names and he's throwin'
down
5 - severed heads in a box
4 - b**hes on my co*k
3 - beds of nails
2 - bullets
1 - guns
Broken candycanes
stockings of coal and bad grades
you better watch out!
(bend ya ova, imma lube ya up,
gonna stick that tree right up yo' a**)
Your not getting anything for
Christmas you f**ing who*e
the milk was sour and the
cookies s**ed
so thanks for nothing, you
f**ing c*nt!
your not getting anything for
Christmas you f**ing who*e
Santa's pissed and he's takin'
names, and your first in line
Merry Christmas you filthy animal