Jingle bells batman smells robin laid an egg the batmobile lost it's wheel and the joker f**ed your mom ...right in the a** Hey, hey little girls and boys what's on your list for this year teddy bears and lots of gifts well too f**ing bad you greedy little b**h! you're getting razorblades stockings of hand grenades and in your sleep tonight i'm gonna cum on your face You're not getting anything for Christmas you f**ing who*e the milk was sour and the cookies s**ed so thanks for nothing, you f**ing c*nt! you're not getting anything for Christmas you f**ing who*e Santa's pissed and he's takin' names, and your first in line (later we'll have some f**ing pie, and we'll do some caroling) PUUUUUUUUUUUT THAAAAAAAAAAAT COOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE DOWWWWWWN!!!!!! put that cookie down motherf**er As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living Santa's pissed and he's coming to town he's takin' names and he's throwin' down 5 - severed heads in a box 4 - b**hes on my co*k 3 - beds of nails 2 - bullets 1 - guns Broken candycanes stockings of coal and bad grades you better watch out! (bend ya ova, imma lube ya up, gonna stick that tree right up yo' a**) Your not getting anything for Christmas you f**ing who*e the milk was sour and the cookies s**ed so thanks for nothing, you f**ing c*nt! your not getting anything for Christmas you f**ing who*e Santa's pissed and he's takin' names, and your first in line Merry Christmas you filthy animal