[Verse 1: Dirt Nasty & Mickey Avalon]
[D] Hey yo mickey, I'm gorgeous, come around the corner in the bright orange Porsche
[M] Born to mack, thank the lord for abortion clinics and smack
[D] Ask ya mom who f**ed her best, and if she don't say me I'll cut off my dick
[M] Hey dirt, how many b**hes you f**ed
[D] A hundred and one, dalmations
[M] Ever get down with a transvestite?
[D] Ya, reach around in the middle of the night
[M] High top sneakers and a white fur coat, I f** more little boys than jacko and the pope
[D] Cold as ice, boned you twice, to give you a number that wasn't even mine
[M] I shine like diamonds in the mine, yo dirt, is my hair on right?
[Hook]
I'm too s**y for my self
I'm too s**y for my own health
I'm too s**y for the boys in blue
I'm too s**y for the girls at school
I'm too s**y for the VIP
I'm too s**y for you to get with me
I'm too s**y for the movie screen
I'm so s**y just shoot me please
[Verse 2: Dirt Nasty & Mickey Avalon]
[M] I'm so hot my co*k need a fan, so I don't get third degree burns on my a**
[D] Homie, I should win a gold trophy, for all the hoes that I boned in the OC
[M] Fortunately for me, dirt nasty got a team of pre-teen dick fiends
[D] It seems, like a wet dream, pinch me. am I'm really f**in' three freaks?
[M] What the deal with ya b**h, she squeal like a pig, then after she cum happy meal for the kid
[D] b**h, what you know about me?
GIRL: I heard you were a player!
[D] Blah blah blah, eat my meat
[M] Mickey got more freak tales than ty cha, and if ya don't believe me ask ya ma ma
[D] Don't bother me while I talk to ya feet, cause ya givin' me that look like f** me please
[Hook]