Mickey Avalon - Too Sexy lyrics

[Verse 1: Dirt Nasty & Mickey Avalon] [D] Hey yo mickey, I'm gorgeous, come around the corner in the bright orange Porsche [M] Born to mack, thank the lord for abortion clinics and smack [D] Ask ya mom who f**ed her best, and if she don't say me I'll cut off my dick [M] Hey dirt, how many b**hes you f**ed [D] A hundred and one, dalmations [M] Ever get down with a transvestite? [D] Ya, reach around in the middle of the night [M] High top sneakers and a white fur coat, I f** more little boys than jacko and the pope [D] Cold as ice, boned you twice, to give you a number that wasn't even mine [M] I shine like diamonds in the mine, yo dirt, is my hair on right? [Hook] I'm too s**y for my self I'm too s**y for my own health I'm too s**y for the boys in blue I'm too s**y for the girls at school I'm too s**y for the VIP I'm too s**y for you to get with me I'm too s**y for the movie screen I'm so s**y just shoot me please [Verse 2: Dirt Nasty & Mickey Avalon] [M] I'm so hot my co*k need a fan, so I don't get third degree burns on my a** [D] Homie, I should win a gold trophy, for all the hoes that I boned in the OC [M] Fortunately for me, dirt nasty got a team of pre-teen dick fiends [D] It seems, like a wet dream, pinch me. am I'm really f**in' three freaks? [M] What the deal with ya b**h, she squeal like a pig, then after she cum happy meal for the kid [D] b**h, what you know about me? GIRL: I heard you were a player! [D] Blah blah blah, eat my meat [M] Mickey got more freak tales than ty cha, and if ya don't believe me ask ya ma ma [D] Don't bother me while I talk to ya feet, cause ya givin' me that look like f** me please [Hook]