[Verse 1: Tom]
He pauses shaving and he tells himself
That he is the bomb
She has her curlers set
Her credit cards are paying the funds
[Pre-Chorus: Tom with Mark]
He's not that old, I've been told a strong s**ual goal
She goes out every day
She goes every way, oh yeah
They don't even care at all
[Chorus: Tom]
She's open waiting for more
And I know he's only looking to score
And it is way too unhealthy
Often they've typically
Been starved for attention before
[Verse 2: Tom]
She smokes a dozen
And he doesn't seem to notice the smell
He took the seat off his own bike
Because the way that it felt
[Pre-Chorus: Tom with Mark]
He wants to bone, this I know
She is ready to blow
They go out every night
His pants are super tight, oh yeah
They don't even care at all
[Chorus: Tom & (Mark)]
She's open waiting for more
(She's open waiting for more)
And I know he's only looking to score
(He's only looking to score)
And it is way too unhealthy
Often they've typically
Been starved for attention before
[Chorus: Tom]
She's open waiting for more
And I know he's only looking to score
And it is way too unhealthy
Often they've typically
Been starved for attention before
Take off your pants!
[Speech]
Tom: We really love each other! We are the best of friends. f** Mark and Travis. You guys mean a lot to me man. You know what I mean? He needs some ointment. Hey I think every single pharmaceutical drug should be uh, in ointment form, and it can only go on your balls. You know? Like you've got a cold and you gotta rub ointment on your balls