[Verse 1: Tom] He pauses shaving and he tells himself That he is the bomb She has her curlers set Her credit cards are paying the funds [Pre-Chorus: Tom with Mark] He's not that old, I've been told a strong s**ual goal She goes out every day She goes every way, oh yeah They don't even care at all [Chorus: Tom] She's open waiting for more And I know he's only looking to score And it is way too unhealthy Often they've typically Been starved for attention before [Verse 2: Tom] She smokes a dozen And he doesn't seem to notice the smell He took the seat off his own bike Because the way that it felt [Pre-Chorus: Tom with Mark] He wants to bone, this I know She is ready to blow They go out every night His pants are super tight, oh yeah They don't even care at all [Chorus: Tom & (Mark)] She's open waiting for more (She's open waiting for more) And I know he's only looking to score (He's only looking to score) And it is way too unhealthy Often they've typically Been starved for attention before [Chorus: Tom] She's open waiting for more And I know he's only looking to score And it is way too unhealthy Often they've typically Been starved for attention before Take off your pants! [Speech] Tom: We really love each other! We are the best of friends. f** Mark and Travis. You guys mean a lot to me man. You know what I mean? He needs some ointment. Hey I think every single pharmaceutical drug should be uh, in ointment form, and it can only go on your balls. You know? Like you've got a cold and you gotta rub ointment on your balls