It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped
Two f**in' presents
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped
Two f**in' presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will s** me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my c***
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
It's labor day and my grandpa just ate
Seven f**in' hot dogs
It's labor day and my grandpa just ate
Seven f**in' hot dogs
And he sh**, sh**, sh** his pants
He's always f**in' sh**in' his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will s** me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my c***
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again