Mark Hoppus - Happy Holidays lyrics

It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped Two f**in' presents It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped Two f**in' presents And I hate, hate, hate your guts I hate, hate, hate your guts And I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad will s** me off I'll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my c*** I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock I'll never talk to you again I'll never talk to you again It's labor day and my grandpa just ate Seven f**in' hot dogs It's labor day and my grandpa just ate Seven f**in' hot dogs And he sh**, sh**, sh** his pants He's always f**in' sh**in' his pants And I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad will s** me off I'll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my c*** I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock I'll never talk to you again I'll never talk to you again