[Verse 1: Tom & Mark]
All the, small things
True care, truth brings
I'll take, one lift
Your ride, best trip
Always, I know
You'll be, at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating
[Pre-Hook: Tom]
Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home
[Hook: Tom & Mark]
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
[Verse 2: Tom & Mark]
Late night, come home
Work s**s, I know
She left me roses by the stairs
Surprises let me know she cares
[Pre-Hook: Tom]
Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home
[Hook: Tom & Mark]
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
[Outro: Tom & Mark]
Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home
Keep your head still
I'll be your thrill
The night will go on
My little windmill
Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home
Keep your head still
I'll be your thrill
The night will go on
The night will go on
My little windmill
[Speech]
Mark: Hi! We're back, just like I said we'd be back. You can leave now and beat the traffic
Tom: Or beat your meat
Mark: Or, you could stick around and beat your meat. I like that. I think I'm gonna say that every night from now on. You can leave and beat the traffic or you can stick around and beat your meat
Satan: I have a few words to say about beating your meat. Just, I just heard you guys talking about masturbation, I thought I'd show up- Hold on, I don't think I wanna do ?
Mark: It's my present to you people, we're gonna stop talking now and play a song. Thank you
Tom: Surprise!