[Verse 1: Tom & Mark] All the, small things True care, truth brings I'll take, one lift Your ride, best trip Always, I know You'll be, at my show Watching, waiting Commiserating [Pre-Hook: Tom] Say it ain't so I will not go Turn the lights off Carry me home [Hook: Tom & Mark] Na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na [Verse 2: Tom & Mark] Late night, come home Work s**s, I know She left me roses by the stairs Surprises let me know she cares [Pre-Hook: Tom] Say it ain't so I will not go Turn the lights off Carry me home [Hook: Tom & Mark] Na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na [Outro: Tom & Mark] Say it ain't so I will not go Turn the lights off Carry me home Keep your head still I'll be your thrill The night will go on My little windmill Say it ain't so I will not go Turn the lights off Carry me home Keep your head still I'll be your thrill The night will go on The night will go on My little windmill [Speech] Mark: Hi! We're back, just like I said we'd be back. You can leave now and beat the traffic Tom: Or beat your meat Mark: Or, you could stick around and beat your meat. I like that. I think I'm gonna say that every night from now on. You can leave and beat the traffic or you can stick around and beat your meat Satan: I have a few words to say about beating your meat. Just, I just heard you guys talking about masturbation, I thought I'd show up- Hold on, I don't think I wanna do ? Mark: It's my present to you people, we're gonna stop talking now and play a song. Thank you Tom: Surprise!