[Intro]
(Woman)- I plan on going to cosmetology school at the end of the month unless I make it to Hollywood, then I'm going to cancel my plans because I would much rather have a singing carrier than a hair styling carrier even though I very much love hair, makeup and fashion as well
(Simon Cowell)- And why are you here?
(Woman)- I'm here because I want to be the next American idol and I want to make it to Hollywood and it's been my all-time dream for a long time to become a big famous singer and performer and this is just one way to do it if I make it
(Simon Cowell)- And what are you going to sing?
(Woman)- I'm going to sing I feel the earth by move Carole King
(Simon Cowell)- Alright off you go
[Hook 4x]
On the edge
On the edge
On the edge
I be I be
[Verse]
Crazy like a psycho in the olden days
I'm better off leading you don't know the way
How much of a female can these n******gs take
I guess I'm the one, you better know your place
f**ing tryin'a get it, f**ing tryin'a get it
You must have some time the way you f**ing spend it
Try me, your carrier, you can watch me end it
Lyrically I pop ‘em like a f**ing blemish
POP POP POP make your soul retreat
Got too many winnings, I don't know defeat
f** it let me brag on this mummy beat
I ain't even mad at these honey bees
I ain't even trying I'm just kicking back
Mind is on a cloud I'm just showing that
Space space space space space space
Running from the galaxy like I owe ‘em tax
[Outro]
(Simon Cowell)- One of the worst I've ever heard in my life
(Woman)- The worst?
(Simon Cowell)- Yeah, honestly
(Woman)- Are you just saying that to get on my nerves or are you totally serious because something tells me I think you're saying it to annoy me
(Simon Cowell)- What made you audition for this competition?
(Woman)- All my friends told me that I was an awesome singer
(Randy Jacksom)- What?