[Intro] (Woman)- I plan on going to cosmetology school at the end of the month unless I make it to Hollywood, then I'm going to cancel my plans because I would much rather have a singing carrier than a hair styling carrier even though I very much love hair, makeup and fashion as well (Simon Cowell)- And why are you here? (Woman)- I'm here because I want to be the next American idol and I want to make it to Hollywood and it's been my all-time dream for a long time to become a big famous singer and performer and this is just one way to do it if I make it (Simon Cowell)- And what are you going to sing? (Woman)- I'm going to sing I feel the earth by move Carole King (Simon Cowell)- Alright off you go [Hook 4x] On the edge On the edge On the edge I be I be [Verse] Crazy like a psycho in the olden days I'm better off leading you don't know the way How much of a female can these n******gs take I guess I'm the one, you better know your place f**ing tryin'a get it, f**ing tryin'a get it You must have some time the way you f**ing spend it Try me, your carrier, you can watch me end it Lyrically I pop ‘em like a f**ing blemish POP POP POP make your soul retreat Got too many winnings, I don't know defeat f** it let me brag on this mummy beat I ain't even mad at these honey bees I ain't even trying I'm just kicking back Mind is on a cloud I'm just showing that Space space space space space space Running from the galaxy like I owe ‘em tax [Outro] (Simon Cowell)- One of the worst I've ever heard in my life (Woman)- The worst? (Simon Cowell)- Yeah, honestly (Woman)- Are you just saying that to get on my nerves or are you totally serious because something tells me I think you're saying it to annoy me (Simon Cowell)- What made you audition for this competition? (Woman)- All my friends told me that I was an awesome singer (Randy Jacksom)- What?