[DANIELA]
Gorgeous!
[CARLA]
Linda!
[CARLA/DANIELA]
Tell me something I don't know!
[VANESSA]
Vieja!
[DANIELA]
Sucia!
[CARLA]
Cabrona!
[CARLA/VANESSA/DANIELA]
Tell me something I don't know!
[CARLA]
A little off the top—
[DANIELA]
A little off the side—
[NINA]
A little bit of news you've heard around the barrio!
[ALL]
Tell me something I don't know!
[DANIELA]
Bueno
You didn't hear it from me!
But some little birdie told me
Usnavi had s** with Yolanda!
[NINA/CARLA]
No me diga!
[VANESSA]
Ay, no! He'd never go out with a skank like that!
Please tell me you're joking!
[DANIELA]
Okay!
Just wanted to see what you'd say!
[CARLA]
Oh ho, Dani!
[CARLA/NINA/DANIELA]
Tell me something I don't know!
Mmm-hmm-mmm…
[VANESSA]
What? I don't care!
[ALL]
Ay, bendito!
[DANIELA]
So, Nina, I hear you been talking to Benny
[NINA]
And what do you hear?
[DANIELA]
I hear plenty
They say he's got quite a big… taxi!
[CARLA/VANESSA]
No me diga!
[NINA]
Okay! I don't wanna know where you heard all that!
[CARLA]
I don't think I know what you mean…
[DANIELA]
Carla! He's packing a stretch limousine!
[VANESSA/DANIELA/NINA]
Tell me something I don't know!
[CARLA]
Long as he keeps it clean!
[NINA/VANESSA/DANIELA]
Ay dios mio!
[DANIELA]
Nina, seriously, we knew you'd be the one to make it out!
[VANESSA]
I bet you impressed them all out west; you were always the best, no doubt!
[CARLA]
We want front row seats to your graduation—
[DANIELA]
They'll call your name—
[DANIELA/CARLA/VANESSA]
And we'll scream and shout!
They cheer
[NINA]
You guys, I dropped out
[DANIELA/CARLA/VANESSA]
No me diga?!
[NINA]
I should go
[DANIELA]
That's a sh**ty piece of news
[CARLA]
That girl never quit anything
[VANESSA]
What the hell happened?
[DANIELA]
I don't know…
[DANIELA/CARLA]
I don't know
[DANIELA]
I don't know!
[CARLA/VANESSA]
Tell me something I don't know!
[ALL]
Qué sé yo?