Lin-Manuel Miranda - No Me Diga lyrics

[DANIELA] Gorgeous! [CARLA] Linda! [CARLA/DANIELA] Tell me something I don't know! [VANESSA] Vieja! [DANIELA] Sucia! [CARLA] Cabrona! [CARLA/VANESSA/DANIELA] Tell me something I don't know! [CARLA] A little off the top— [DANIELA] A little off the side— [NINA] A little bit of news you've heard around the barrio! [ALL] Tell me something I don't know! [DANIELA] Bueno You didn't hear it from me! But some little birdie told me Usnavi had s** with Yolanda! [NINA/CARLA] No me diga! [VANESSA] Ay, no! He'd never go out with a skank like that! Please tell me you're joking! [DANIELA] Okay! Just wanted to see what you'd say! [CARLA] Oh ho, Dani! [CARLA/NINA/DANIELA] Tell me something I don't know! Mmm-hmm-mmm… [VANESSA] What? I don't care! [ALL] Ay, bendito! [DANIELA] So, Nina, I hear you been talking to Benny [NINA] And what do you hear? [DANIELA] I hear plenty They say he's got quite a big… taxi! [CARLA/VANESSA] No me diga! [NINA] Okay! I don't wanna know where you heard all that! [CARLA] I don't think I know what you mean… [DANIELA] Carla! He's packing a stretch limousine! [VANESSA/DANIELA/NINA] Tell me something I don't know! [CARLA] Long as he keeps it clean! [NINA/VANESSA/DANIELA] Ay dios mio! [DANIELA] Nina, seriously, we knew you'd be the one to make it out! [VANESSA] I bet you impressed them all out west; you were always the best, no doubt! [CARLA] We want front row seats to your graduation— [DANIELA] They'll call your name— [DANIELA/CARLA/VANESSA] And we'll scream and shout! They cheer [NINA] You guys, I dropped out [DANIELA/CARLA/VANESSA] No me diga?! [NINA] I should go [DANIELA] That's a sh**ty piece of news [CARLA] That girl never quit anything [VANESSA] What the hell happened? [DANIELA] I don't know… [DANIELA/CARLA] I don't know [DANIELA] I don't know! [CARLA/VANESSA] Tell me something I don't know! [ALL] Qué sé yo?