[Hook: KXNG CROOKED]
Your boyfriend ask ‘Have you been cheating?’
Give em alternative facts (Give em alternative facts)
The cops pulling you over ‘Sir, have you been drinking?’
Give em alternative facts (Give em alternative facts)
Your resume ain’t looking good
Bro, delete it
And use alternative facts
You got a lie you wanna keep a secret
Just use alternative facts
Now lets go
Ay I love alternative facts
Ay he love alternative facts
Ay she love alternative facts
Ay we love alternative facts
[Verse I: KXNG Crooked]
Donald Trump’s an honorable guy
Kanye’s so modest and shy
That’s a couple alternative facts
So we can all be honest and lie
I use em all the time for my benefit
I tell truth (?) I’m not a hypocrite
So I can never be caught in a lie
Even with a women I’m (?)
(?) excellent co*krider with a twat like a hot guy
Gave me tapping in my moms Crystler
She was hot as a bonfire
Only problem I did not like her
So I had to lie to her
With the lies I’m nicer than Sean Spicer
So if you get caugth with another dude
Your man burst into the room
And see a brother nude
You’ve got alternative facts so what the f** is a proof?
Look him dead in the eye and tell another truth
[Hook: KXNG CROOKED]
Your boyfriend ask ‘Have you been cheating?’
Give em alternative facts (Give em alternative facts)
The cops pulling you over ‘Sir, have you been drinking?’
Give em alternative facts (Give em alternative facts)
Your resume ain’t looking good
Bro, delete it
And use alternative facts
You got a lie you wanna keep a secret
Just use alternative facts
Now lets go
Ay I love alternative facts
Ay he love alternative facts
Ay she love alternative facts
Ay we love alternative facts
[Verse II: KXNG Crooked]
You gotta learn to relax
You gotta learn to act like this conservatives act
Like Kellyanne Conway she got alternative facts
She lies so well she should learn how to rap
Cuz in this era she would murder it
Culture I’m not concerned with it
Hip hop is alive cuz these wack rappes presevin it
That’s the kind of fact in the science cla**
The teacher’s Galileo said the world is flat as Black Chynas a**
That’s altenative truth no reversing it
You got the urge to get away with false (?)
Lies for the truth that’s what you try to pa**
That’s King Mufasa tell what you’re lying at
It’s just I’m inter dropping cla**ics like (?)
I’ve got another alternative fact before the beat stops
(?)
I’m glad Slaughterhouse album ain’t Detox
[Hook: KXNG CROOKED]
Your boyfriend ask ‘Have you been cheating?’
Give em alternative facts (Give em alternative facts)
The cops pulling you over ‘Sir, have you been drinking?’
Give em alternative facts (Give em alternative facts)
Your resume ain’t looking good
Bro, delete it
And use alternative facts
You got a lie you wanna keep a secret
Just use alternative facts
Now lets go
Ay I love alternative facts
Ay he love alternative facts
Ay she love alternative facts
Ay we love alternative facts