KXNG Crooked - Alternative Facts lyrics

[Hook: KXNG CROOKED] Your boyfriend ask ‘Have you been cheating?’ Give em alternative facts (Give em alternative facts) The cops pulling you over ‘Sir, have you been drinking?’ Give em alternative facts (Give em alternative facts) Your resume ain’t looking good Bro, delete it And use alternative facts You got a lie you wanna keep a secret Just use alternative facts Now lets go Ay I love alternative facts Ay he love alternative facts Ay she love alternative facts Ay we love alternative facts [Verse I: KXNG Crooked] Donald Trump’s an honorable guy Kanye’s so modest and shy That’s a couple alternative facts So we can all be honest and lie I use em all the time for my benefit I tell truth (?) I’m not a hypocrite So I can never be caught in a lie Even with a women I’m (?) (?) excellent co*krider with a twat like a hot guy Gave me tapping in my moms Crystler She was hot as a bonfire Only problem I did not like her So I had to lie to her With the lies I’m nicer than Sean Spicer So if you get caugth with another dude Your man burst into the room And see a brother nude You’ve got alternative facts so what the f** is a proof? Look him dead in the eye and tell another truth [Hook: KXNG CROOKED] Your boyfriend ask ‘Have you been cheating?’ Give em alternative facts (Give em alternative facts) The cops pulling you over ‘Sir, have you been drinking?’ Give em alternative facts (Give em alternative facts) Your resume ain’t looking good Bro, delete it And use alternative facts You got a lie you wanna keep a secret Just use alternative facts Now lets go Ay I love alternative facts Ay he love alternative facts Ay she love alternative facts Ay we love alternative facts [Verse II: KXNG Crooked] You gotta learn to relax You gotta learn to act like this conservatives act Like Kellyanne Conway she got alternative facts She lies so well she should learn how to rap Cuz in this era she would murder it Culture I’m not concerned with it Hip hop is alive cuz these wack rappes presevin it That’s the kind of fact in the science cla** The teacher’s Galileo said the world is flat as Black Chynas a** That’s altenative truth no reversing it You got the urge to get away with false (?) Lies for the truth that’s what you try to pa** That’s King Mufasa tell what you’re lying at It’s just I’m inter dropping cla**ics like (?) I’ve got another alternative fact before the beat stops (?) I’m glad Slaughterhouse album ain’t Detox [Hook: KXNG CROOKED] Your boyfriend ask ‘Have you been cheating?’ Give em alternative facts (Give em alternative facts) The cops pulling you over ‘Sir, have you been drinking?’ Give em alternative facts (Give em alternative facts) Your resume ain’t looking good Bro, delete it And use alternative facts You got a lie you wanna keep a secret Just use alternative facts Now lets go Ay I love alternative facts Ay he love alternative facts Ay she love alternative facts Ay we love alternative facts