[Verse: KickThePJ]
What's it like having pencils for teeth?
Do you get much work done?
How's it like having marbles for eyeballs
And hair fashioned out of gum?
I know you live in a house made of paper
And have a leather pouch for a lung
Your legs are made from tins and cans
So where the hell are you from?
I know you've seen the bottom of the ocean
I know you've travelled through space
I know you stand out a bit on this planet
But my what a pretty face
Where did you get those pointed ears?
I'd be interested in a pair myself
I stole these pencils from a mathematician
And these ears from an elf
And I 'spose you're gonna go ahead and tell me
You took that gum from some children
It was as easy as stealing candy from a baby
So I guess that makes me a villain
[Chorus: KickThePJ]
Oh me oh my
This guy is a k**er
Oh me, oh my
Watch out for his stinger
Oh me, oh my
Just wait 'til the winter
Oh me, oh my
Pencil tooth's a k**er
[Bridge: KickThePJ]
Pencil tooth's a k**er
Pencil tooth's a k**er
Watch out [x5]
He's a k**er
He'll steal your marbles and your sweets
He'll steal your ears in pairs
He'll rummage through your garbage
And he won't even care
[Chorus: KickThePJ]
Oh me oh my
This guy is a k**er
Oh me, oh my
Watch out for his stinger
Oh me, oh my
Just wait 'til the winter
Oh me, oh my
Pencil tooth's a k**er