KickThePJ - Pencil Tooth lyrics

[Verse: KickThePJ] What's it like having pencils for teeth? Do you get much work done? How's it like having marbles for eyeballs And hair fashioned out of gum? I know you live in a house made of paper And have a leather pouch for a lung Your legs are made from tins and cans So where the hell are you from? I know you've seen the bottom of the ocean I know you've travelled through space I know you stand out a bit on this planet But my what a pretty face Where did you get those pointed ears? I'd be interested in a pair myself I stole these pencils from a mathematician And these ears from an elf And I 'spose you're gonna go ahead and tell me You took that gum from some children It was as easy as stealing candy from a baby So I guess that makes me a villain [Chorus: KickThePJ] Oh me oh my This guy is a k**er Oh me, oh my Watch out for his stinger Oh me, oh my Just wait 'til the winter Oh me, oh my Pencil tooth's a k**er [Bridge: KickThePJ] Pencil tooth's a k**er Pencil tooth's a k**er Watch out [x5] He's a k**er He'll steal your marbles and your sweets He'll steal your ears in pairs He'll rummage through your garbage And he won't even care [Chorus: KickThePJ] Oh me oh my This guy is a k**er Oh me, oh my Watch out for his stinger Oh me, oh my Just wait 'til the winter Oh me, oh my Pencil tooth's a k**er