[Chorus]
They can't even talk
And they keep us up
Cause they always want to s**
Babies are so strange
I guess we must love them very much
To put up with all that stuff
[Verse 1]
わかてるんだよじぶんが
女にうまねたってことが
ほんとつなんかこあくないも
まいじきまいじき見てるもん
だから何私だまじょてこと
せいりがあるからぜったやだ
にんしきむべったやだ
まだやりたいこといっぱいあるも
[Chorus]
They can't even talk
And they keep us up
Cause they always want to s**
Babies are so strange
I guess we must love them very much
To put up with all that stuff
[Verse 2]
にんしんて簡単ゆけど
私にとってはこわすぎる
Just like the film Alien
おなかもなからとびでるよ
まだできないんだ
ゆめい keep up
すずけて行きたい
ゆめを keep up
そなにほしけりゅ自分でゆめが
Don't think so!
[Bridge]
Everybody try to bite off your toes
And simultaneously touch your nose
I bet you look pretty stupid right now
[Chorus]
They can't even talk
And they keep us up
Cause they always want to s**
Babies are so strange
I guess we must love them very much
To put up with all that stuff
[Outro]
Child-producing machine
That's what nature has designed me to be
Child-producing machine
I guess we'll see