[Chorus] They can't even talk And they keep us up Cause they always want to s** Babies are so strange I guess we must love them very much To put up with all that stuff [Verse 1] わかてるんだよじぶんが 女にうまねたってことが ほんとつなんかこあくないも まいじきまいじき見てるもん だから何私だまじょてこと せいりがあるからぜったやだ にんしきむべったやだ まだやりたいこといっぱいあるも [Chorus] They can't even talk And they keep us up Cause they always want to s** Babies are so strange I guess we must love them very much To put up with all that stuff [Verse 2] にんしんて簡単ゆけど 私にとってはこわすぎる Just like the film Alien おなかもなからとびでるよ まだできないんだ ゆめい keep up すずけて行きたい ゆめを keep up そなにほしけりゅ自分でゆめが Don't think so! [Bridge] Everybody try to bite off your toes And simultaneously touch your nose I bet you look pretty stupid right now [Chorus] They can't even talk And they keep us up Cause they always want to s** Babies are so strange I guess we must love them very much To put up with all that stuff [Outro] Child-producing machine That's what nature has designed me to be Child-producing machine I guess we'll see