[Intro: Kael Jenkins, Chutch McGillicutty]
I don't know about Alex Trebek on Jeopardy...
Alex Trebek... (On Jeopardy)
Alex Trebek... (Is that Alex Trebek?)
Yes...
That is correct...
But you didn't put it in the form of a question...
So you were wrong...
Oh whats that?...
You pronounced the word wrong too...
Double minus dollars...
Let me clue you in...
Actually it was Alexander the fifth...
Not the fourth...
So, you're wrong...
[Verse 1: Kael Jenkins]
I am Alex Trebek
What you want to know?
Best drop respect
When it comes to the questions
They're f**ing answers
You's tiny dancer?
It's Tony Danza
What you wanna do?
b**h, I got's some plans a...
Double Jeopardy
She's looking purty
She wants to lay it
All on the line
I'm sure...
Do you want to double up?
Do you want to drink from the Treberek Cup?
[Verse 2: Chutch McGillicutty]
Trebek...
Alex Trebek
Loves rough s**
With his contestants
They know
They get there cause they screen them
On the casting couch
They make them put my dick down their mouth
I actually make them make me do it
Does that makes sense?
I release the fluid
All the fat dudes on the f**ing show are f*ggots
And I f** their wives
That's how they get on the show
Cause I f** all the hoes
That's contestants
Unless the contestants
Is a fat guy with a little dick
Then I f** their wife
I'm Alex Trebek...
[Bridge 1: Kael Jenkins]
It's Jeopardy...
Jeopardy is filmed in front of a live studio audience
If you'd like to view a Jeopardy session or two
Smoke a blunt, sit back and relax for a little bit...
Alex Trebek may f** your wife if your on the show
So, be careful you're into that kind of thing...
[Verse 3: Kael Jenkins]
Yeah b**h, I'm Trebek
What you expect?
But a dick in your wife's mouth
She went south of the muthaf**ing border
I'm a p**y control f**ing hoarder
Two thousand dollars ain't sh** to me
It was your biggest winning of the day, yippee
I don't give a f**
You got so many wrong answers
They're supposed to be questions
Don't question the authority
I don't even know why
These fake a** hoes try
They know nothing about world or civilization
You might have noticed the "i's"
Were in quotes on that category
[Verse 4: Chutch McGillicutty]
Potpourri for 300...
You know my favorite week is kid's week
Why's that? I f** they mom
I love high school week too
Even though their moms' is a little older
They more experienced in the sack
I fold them like origami napkins
My favorite week though
Gotta be college
Cause these young f**ing hoes
They don't even know
I put my dick in all holes
All five of them
I'm living it
Living it
Living it
Loving it
I'm givin' it up
Is that a muthaf**in' question b**h?
Get ready for the show
Double Jeopardy ho
[Outro: Kael Jenkins]
For this Double Jeopardy
We're gonna go to an Asian that Alex used to f**
And had to send to another country