Kael Jenkins - Alex Trebek lyrics

[Intro: Kael Jenkins, Chutch McGillicutty] I don't know about Alex Trebek on Jeopardy... Alex Trebek... (On Jeopardy) Alex Trebek... (Is that Alex Trebek?) Yes... That is correct... But you didn't put it in the form of a question... So you were wrong... Oh whats that?... You pronounced the word wrong too... Double minus dollars... Let me clue you in... Actually it was Alexander the fifth... Not the fourth... So, you're wrong... [Verse 1: Kael Jenkins] I am Alex Trebek What you want to know? Best drop respect When it comes to the questions They're f**ing answers You's tiny dancer? It's Tony Danza What you wanna do? b**h, I got's some plans a... Double Jeopardy She's looking purty She wants to lay it All on the line I'm sure... Do you want to double up? Do you want to drink from the Treberek Cup? [Verse 2: Chutch McGillicutty] Trebek... Alex Trebek Loves rough s** With his contestants They know They get there cause they screen them On the casting couch They make them put my dick down their mouth I actually make them make me do it Does that makes sense? I release the fluid All the fat dudes on the f**ing show are f*ggots And I f** their wives That's how they get on the show Cause I f** all the hoes That's contestants Unless the contestants Is a fat guy with a little dick Then I f** their wife I'm Alex Trebek... [Bridge 1: Kael Jenkins] It's Jeopardy... Jeopardy is filmed in front of a live studio audience If you'd like to view a Jeopardy session or two Smoke a blunt, sit back and relax for a little bit... Alex Trebek may f** your wife if your on the show So, be careful you're into that kind of thing... [Verse 3: Kael Jenkins] Yeah b**h, I'm Trebek What you expect? But a dick in your wife's mouth She went south of the muthaf**ing border I'm a p**y control f**ing hoarder Two thousand dollars ain't sh** to me It was your biggest winning of the day, yippee I don't give a f** You got so many wrong answers They're supposed to be questions Don't question the authority I don't even know why These fake a** hoes try They know nothing about world or civilization You might have noticed the "i's" Were in quotes on that category [Verse 4: Chutch McGillicutty] Potpourri for 300... You know my favorite week is kid's week Why's that? I f** they mom I love high school week too Even though their moms' is a little older They more experienced in the sack I fold them like origami napkins My favorite week though Gotta be college Cause these young f**ing hoes They don't even know I put my dick in all holes All five of them I'm living it Living it Living it Loving it I'm givin' it up Is that a muthaf**in' question b**h? Get ready for the show Double Jeopardy ho [Outro: Kael Jenkins] For this Double Jeopardy We're gonna go to an Asian that Alex used to f** And had to send to another country