Isabelle:
Hey, I'm calling you back
Oh, she's been a b**h tonight!
And by b**h I mean this rain
No cabs, nowhere
So I had to put on the wig, and the heels
And the lashes and the ear
And take the train to the club
And you know the MTA should stand for:
Mothers Touching My Ass
So then I get to the club
Looking like a drowned, hara**ed rat
And I'm greeted, not by Miss Rose at the door
But our friend, Johnny Five-O
Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party
So no fee for me, and I don't even know what's the tea!
So I hope you're up, girl
'Cause we are all coming over
Lock the doors, lower the blinds
Fire up the smoke machine
And put on you heels
'Cause I know exactly what we need!
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki!
Kurt:
Lock the doors (Rachel: Tight)
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let's have a kiki (Kurt: Mother)
Isabelle:
I'm gonna let you have it
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have kiki (Kurt: Dive) (Rachel: Turn)
Work
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
We're gonna serve
Kurt:
And work
Rachel:
And turn
Isabelle:
And hon-hon-honey
The Orphans:
Kiki, oh yeah
Kurt:
A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves
We're spilling tea and dishing just deserts when they deserve
Isabelle:
And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave
So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki!
Kurt:
Lock the doors, (Rachel: Tight)
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let's have a kiki, (Kurt: Mother)
Isabelle:
I'm gonna let you have it
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have kiki (Kurt: Dive) (Rachel: Turn)
Work
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
We're gonna serve
Kurt:
And work
Rachel:
And turn
Isabelle:
And hon-hon-honey
Rachel:
It's turkey lurkey time
Tom turkey ran away but he just came home
It's turkey lurkey time
He's really home to stay, never one to roam
Let's make a wish
And may all your wishes come true
Kurt:
Turkey lurkey
Goosey loosey
Rachel with the Orphans (and Kurt):
Some for uncle Joe, (some for cousin Lucy)
Rachel with Isabelle, Kurt and the Orphans:
Everybody gather 'round the table
Dig in, dinner's being served
Eat all the turkey you are able
Can't you see a partridge in a pear tree?
Climb up and bring it down for me
That's something I would like to see
Isabelle:
This kiki is marvelous!
Kurt and Rachel with the Orphans:
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non! (Kurt: non non)
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki!
Kurt:
Lock the doors (Rachel: Tight)
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let's have a kiki (Kurt: Mother)
The Orphans:
Aah
Isabelle:
I'm gonna let you have it
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki (Kurt: Dive) (Rachel: Turn)
Work
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let's have a kiki
Isabelle:
We're gonna serve
Kurt:
And work
Rachel:
And turn
Isabelle:
And hon-hon-honey
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let's have a kiki (The Orphans: Kiki)
Isabelle and Kurt:
I wanna have a kiki! (The Orphans: Soso)
Kurt:
Lock the doors (The Orphans: Oui, oui) (Rachel: Tight!) (The Orphans: Non non)
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let's have a kiki (Rachel: Hunty) (Kurt: Dropper) (The Orphans: Kiki, soso)
The Orphans:
Aah, Oui, oui
Isabelle with the Orphans:
I'm gonna let you have it (Friends: Non non)
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let's have a kiki (Friends: Kiki)
Kurt and Rachel with the Orphans:
I wanna have a kiki (The Orphans: Soso, oui, oui), boots, ten, queen (The Orphans: Non non)
Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let's have a kiki (The Orphans: Kiki)
Isabelle:
We're gonna serve (The Orphans: Soso)
Kurt:
And work (The Orphans: Oui, oui)
Rachel:
And turn
Isabelle:
And hon-hon-honey (The Orphans: Non non)
Kurt and Rachel with the Orphans:
Let's have a kiki!