Jake Shears - Let's Have a Kiki / Turkey Lurkey Time lyrics

Isabelle: Hey, I'm calling you back Oh, she's been a b**h tonight! And by b**h I mean this rain No cabs, nowhere So I had to put on the wig, and the heels And the lashes and the ear And take the train to the club And you know the MTA should stand for: Mothers Touching My Ass So then I get to the club Looking like a drowned, hara**ed rat And I'm greeted, not by Miss Rose at the door But our friend, Johnny Five-O Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party So no fee for me, and I don't even know what's the tea! So I hope you're up, girl 'Cause we are all coming over Lock the doors, lower the blinds Fire up the smoke machine And put on you heels 'Cause I know exactly what we need! Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans: Let's have a kiki Isabelle: I wanna have a kiki! Kurt: Lock the doors (Rachel: Tight) Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans: Let's have a kiki (Kurt: Mother) Isabelle: I'm gonna let you have it Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans: Let's have a kiki Isabelle: I wanna have kiki (Kurt: Dive) (Rachel: Turn) Work Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans: Let's have a kiki Isabelle: We're gonna serve Kurt: And work Rachel: And turn Isabelle: And hon-hon-honey The Orphans: Kiki, oh yeah Kurt: A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves We're spilling tea and dishing just deserts when they deserve Isabelle: And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans: Let's have a kiki Isabelle: I wanna have a kiki! Kurt: Lock the doors, (Rachel: Tight) Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans: Let's have a kiki, (Kurt: Mother) Isabelle: I'm gonna let you have it Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans: Let's have a kiki Isabelle: I wanna have kiki (Kurt: Dive) (Rachel: Turn) Work Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans: Let's have a kiki Isabelle: We're gonna serve Kurt: And work Rachel: And turn Isabelle: And hon-hon-honey Rachel: It's turkey lurkey time Tom turkey ran away but he just came home It's turkey lurkey time He's really home to stay, never one to roam Let's make a wish And may all your wishes come true Kurt: Turkey lurkey Goosey loosey Rachel with the Orphans (and Kurt): Some for uncle Joe, (some for cousin Lucy) Rachel with Isabelle, Kurt and the Orphans: Everybody gather 'round the table Dig in, dinner's being served Eat all the turkey you are able Can't you see a partridge in a pear tree? Climb up and bring it down for me That's something I would like to see Isabelle: This kiki is marvelous! Kurt and Rachel with the Orphans: Kiki, soso Oui, oui, non non! Kiki, soso Oui, oui, non non! (Kurt: non non) Kiki, soso Oui, oui, non non! Kiki, soso Oui, oui, non non! Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans: Let's have a kiki Isabelle: I wanna have a kiki! Kurt: Lock the doors (Rachel: Tight) Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans: Let's have a kiki (Kurt: Mother) The Orphans: Aah Isabelle: I'm gonna let you have it Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans: Let's have a kiki Isabelle: I wanna have a kiki (Kurt: Dive) (Rachel: Turn) Work Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans: Let's have a kiki Isabelle: We're gonna serve Kurt: And work Rachel: And turn Isabelle: And hon-hon-honey Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans: Let's have a kiki (The Orphans: Kiki) Isabelle and Kurt: I wanna have a kiki! (The Orphans: Soso) Kurt: Lock the doors (The Orphans: Oui, oui) (Rachel: Tight!) (The Orphans: Non non) Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans: Let's have a kiki (Rachel: Hunty) (Kurt: Dropper) (The Orphans: Kiki, soso) The Orphans: Aah, Oui, oui Isabelle with the Orphans: I'm gonna let you have it (Friends: Non non) Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans: Let's have a kiki (Friends: Kiki) Kurt and Rachel with the Orphans: I wanna have a kiki (The Orphans: Soso, oui, oui), boots, ten, queen (The Orphans: Non non) Isabelle, Kurt, and Rachel with the Orphans: Let's have a kiki (The Orphans: Kiki) Isabelle: We're gonna serve (The Orphans: Soso) Kurt: And work (The Orphans: Oui, oui) Rachel: And turn Isabelle: And hon-hon-honey (The Orphans: Non non) Kurt and Rachel with the Orphans: Let's have a kiki!