[Song 1]
Christmas is a corporate invention
[Song 2]
Let's not talk about politics at the Christmas table
Let's not talk about politics at the Christmas table
Let's not-
Yo I think k**ary should be shot
Oh!
[Song 3]
And the world's gonna know your name
What's your name, man?
Alex, and I love Christmas
My name is Alex, and I love Christmas
And there's a million gifts I haven't wrapped
Just give me time
Please give me time
When he was 10, he found out Santa wasn't real
He couldn't deal
Bo bo do ba bop bop bew
[Song 4]
I wanna play with the dreidel
But I don't know if it's a sin
Cause I'm not even Jewish
Nah, I'll just give it a little spin
Ah, I'm in hell aren't I?
[Song 5]
"Oh, that ornament doesn't go there"
(Drops Ornament)
"Is that where it goes?"
[Song 6]
Hey pretty girl, welcome to my home
Oh, look at that, it's mistletoe
You have to kiss me, that's the rule
Haven't brushed my teeth since 2011
[Song 7]
Go Away!
[Song 8]
Jingle my bells, baby
Jingle my bells, please
Jingle my bells, baby
Jingle my bells, please
[Song 9]
Wrapping gifts is easy bud
All you got to do is ignore the blood
Aw, man
[Song 10]
Peppermint Mocha
Mmm
Eggnog Latte
Mmm
Caramel Brulée
Mmm
Spiced Sweet Cream Cold Brew
Mmm
Gingerbread Latte
Mmm
Chestnut Praline
Mmm
Holiday Spice Flat White
Mmm
[Song 11]
Now Santa knows that you've been good
And you want a PS4
But the reason you're not gonna get is
'Cause Santa hates the poor
[Song 12]
Eggnog, Frosty, Blitzen, Bublé
These are Christmas words I know
Chestnuts, chimney, stockings, sadness
Yet more Christmas words I know