[Song 1] Christmas is a corporate invention [Song 2] Let's not talk about politics at the Christmas table Let's not talk about politics at the Christmas table Let's not- Yo I think k**ary should be shot Oh! [Song 3] And the world's gonna know your name What's your name, man? Alex, and I love Christmas My name is Alex, and I love Christmas And there's a million gifts I haven't wrapped Just give me time Please give me time When he was 10, he found out Santa wasn't real He couldn't deal Bo bo do ba bop bop bew [Song 4] I wanna play with the dreidel But I don't know if it's a sin Cause I'm not even Jewish Nah, I'll just give it a little spin Ah, I'm in hell aren't I? [Song 5] "Oh, that ornament doesn't go there" (Drops Ornament) "Is that where it goes?" [Song 6] Hey pretty girl, welcome to my home Oh, look at that, it's mistletoe You have to kiss me, that's the rule Haven't brushed my teeth since 2011 [Song 7] Go Away! [Song 8] Jingle my bells, baby Jingle my bells, please Jingle my bells, baby Jingle my bells, please [Song 9] Wrapping gifts is easy bud All you got to do is ignore the blood Aw, man [Song 10] Peppermint Mocha Mmm Eggnog Latte Mmm Caramel Brulée Mmm Spiced Sweet Cream Cold Brew Mmm Gingerbread Latte Mmm Chestnut Praline Mmm Holiday Spice Flat White Mmm [Song 11] Now Santa knows that you've been good And you want a PS4 But the reason you're not gonna get is 'Cause Santa hates the poor [Song 12] Eggnog, Frosty, Blitzen, Bublé These are Christmas words I know Chestnuts, chimney, stockings, sadness Yet more Christmas words I know