Thanks so much for all the vegan foods
Can we see the rest of the house
How about your room?
Nice pad, you're into star wars
I see that's quite a collection, yes indeed
I was way into it, that's for f**ing sure
How 'bout MECO's disco version of John William's briliant score?
But i've got some news that it'll make you sore
About those toys you traded for all rare punk records for
This place in Philly, Biotech it's called PETA investigated and god they were appalled
The testing done there against the law, Disposing of bodies no one ever saw
ACUTE TOXICITY TESTING DONE THERE
IT WAS ONE OF THE CRUELEST TEST AROUND
TO MAKE THE PRODUCTS SAFER, CHEAPER
KILLING CREATURES BY THE POUND
One of their big clients
You'll be shocked to hear is Kenner
Maker of those figures you hold so dear
EVERY SINGLE FIGURE your punk rock dollar buys
Means wookies being melted into little kitty cat eyes
And R2D2 there is enough to make you choke
When you think of him being forced
Into the monkey's throat
It's time to grow up, leave this kid's stuffing your past
Before I SHOVE BOBA FETT RIGHT UP YOUR HYPOCRITE ASS!
DORK DORK SIDE, DORK SIDE OF THE FARCE!