In/Humanity - Dork Side of the Farce lyrics

Thanks so much for all the vegan foods Can we see the rest of the house How about your room? Nice pad, you're into star wars I see that's quite a collection, yes indeed I was way into it, that's for f**ing sure How 'bout MECO's disco version of John William's briliant score? But i've got some news that it'll make you sore About those toys you traded for all rare punk records for This place in Philly, Biotech it's called PETA investigated and god they were appalled The testing done there against the law, Disposing of bodies no one ever saw ACUTE TOXICITY TESTING DONE THERE IT WAS ONE OF THE CRUELEST TEST AROUND TO MAKE THE PRODUCTS SAFER, CHEAPER KILLING CREATURES BY THE POUND One of their big clients You'll be shocked to hear is Kenner Maker of those figures you hold so dear EVERY SINGLE FIGURE your punk rock dollar buys Means wookies being melted into little kitty cat eyes And R2D2 there is enough to make you choke When you think of him being forced Into the monkey's throat It's time to grow up, leave this kid's stuffing your past Before I SHOVE BOBA FETT RIGHT UP YOUR HYPOCRITE ASS! DORK DORK SIDE, DORK SIDE OF THE FARCE!