Yeah, last year a lot of motherf**ers asked me
Why I didn't do no old s** nasty sh**
But this year I went down to Miami and got my n***a from 2 Live
Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherf**in n***a)
Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems
All these n***as is havin girl problem, Marq
(Huh, tell them man, tell them how it is)
Lemme tell you what time is it
I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West
Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South
A ho that likes to s** it long and hold it in her mouth
I got a b**h with hair, a b**h with none
A b**h with a knife, a b**h with a gun
A b**h with a a** big as a TV set
And there's a b**h over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get
But yo but maybe not, she might not like me though
No sweat to a vet; I'll slam her sister, though
Ice in the whole damn herd
I f** 'em all and leave 'em on the curve
I got a b**h with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link
Who likes to f** me with her a** up on the kitchen sink
Got a b**h with tits, a b**h with a**
A b**h with none, but hey I give her a pa**
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son
Got 99 problems and a b**h ain't one - hit it..
Nah a b**h ain't one
I got a b**h that's old, a b**h that's new
A b**h who love velvet in the colors blue
I got a b**h who's fat, a b**h who's built
A b**h who all her titties give out powdered milk
I got a b**h who's funny, a b**h who ain't
A b**h who can sing, a b**h who cain't
A b**h who loves f**in on a airplane..
I even got a b**h off Soul Train
I got a b**h who rolls a rag-top Benz
Long ends
I got a b**h who's broke as a bum
But she's the most fun
I got a b**h who play piano, a b**h who don't
A b**h who dances naked, a b**h who won't
A b**h who's short, a b**h who's tall
A b**h who burns my pager with priority calls
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son
Got 99 problems and a b**h ain't one - hit me
Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why don't you show
These motherf**ers all the over the world; the 2 Live style
Of how the b**hes treat a motherf**in fly n***a like you
I got 99 problems and a b**h ain't one of them
I don't trip on hoes, cause I don't need none of them
p**y's the temptation, dick's the persuasion
All hoes s** co*k n***a how you play 'em?
That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em
Stick dick in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em
The n***a the one-nighter, the b**h exciter
I only love my hoes when I'm goin up inside her
Problem number one is gettin money
I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey
So don't expect nuttin cause I ain't offerin
I go hard on my b**hes, cause I'm never never softenin
Puttin the demand on 'em, f** 'em and scram on 'em
The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" game is ran on 'em
So f** how you feel, you f**in cheap thrill
I hope you took the pill cause I won't pay the bill
Gettin p**y's just another expense
If p**y pays the bills then dick pays the rent
I only need a ho for one thing and that's to cum
I've got 99 problems and a b**h ain't one!
Ha! Yo Marquis my motherf**er you got problems man?
(A b**h ain't one) Aww sh**!
Now let me tell you how to do this sh**
I got a b**h that loves to G
She'll f** you right after she f**s me
I got a b**h who loves both
I got a b**h who loves handcuffs and ropes
I got a b**h that's fast, a b**h that's slow
A b**h that's a virgin and a b**h that's a ho
A b**h that lies
A b**h that's true
A b**h who's a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "b**hes 2"
I got a b**h that's cool
A b**h that's hot
A b**h who loves rap, a b**h who loves rock
A b**h who's lost and one who knows where it's at
She gets up under me and purrs like a cat
I got a b**h that runs, I got a b**h that walks
I got a b**h that yells, I got a b**h who talks
I got a b**h that's dirty, got a b**h that's neat
I got a super fine b**h that I knocked in the swap meet
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a b**h ain't one - hit me
No a b**h ain't one
(Huh, you know a b**h ain't one!)
Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my motherf**in rent Marquis
But a b**h ain't one
Man you got yourself nothin man
f** them raggedy stank-a** hoes n***a
A b**h ain't one
I got a problems stayin out here on these streets
With the police trying to take a n***a out, y'know?
But a b**h ain't one
Got problems with motherf**ers.. buyin my records
But a b**h ain't one
f** 'em all, n***a f** them motherf**ers
Youknahmsayin? A b**h ain't one
Got problems man
All them motherf**ers can kiss my motherf**in a** f'real
Really, n***as worryin about b**hes
They better, they better find somethin else to worry about