Ice-t - 99 Problems lyrics

Yeah, last year a lot of motherf**ers asked me Why I didn't do no old s** nasty sh** But this year I went down to Miami and got my n***a from 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherf**in n***a) Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems All these n***as is havin girl problem, Marq (Huh, tell them man, tell them how it is) Lemme tell you what time is it I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South A ho that likes to s** it long and hold it in her mouth I got a b**h with hair, a b**h with none A b**h with a knife, a b**h with a gun A b**h with a a** big as a TV set And there's a b**h over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get But yo but maybe not, she might not like me though No sweat to a vet; I'll slam her sister, though Ice in the whole damn herd I f** 'em all and leave 'em on the curve I got a b**h with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link Who likes to f** me with her a** up on the kitchen sink Got a b**h with tits, a b**h with a** A b**h with none, but hey I give her a pa** And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they stay with me So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 problems and a b**h ain't one - hit it.. Nah a b**h ain't one I got a b**h that's old, a b**h that's new A b**h who love velvet in the colors blue I got a b**h who's fat, a b**h who's built A b**h who all her titties give out powdered milk I got a b**h who's funny, a b**h who ain't A b**h who can sing, a b**h who cain't A b**h who loves f**in on a airplane.. I even got a b**h off Soul Train I got a b**h who rolls a rag-top Benz Long ends I got a b**h who's broke as a bum But she's the most fun I got a b**h who play piano, a b**h who don't A b**h who dances naked, a b**h who won't A b**h who's short, a b**h who's tall A b**h who burns my pager with priority calls And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they stay with me So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 problems and a b**h ain't one - hit me Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why don't you show These motherf**ers all the over the world; the 2 Live style Of how the b**hes treat a motherf**in fly n***a like you I got 99 problems and a b**h ain't one of them I don't trip on hoes, cause I don't need none of them p**y's the temptation, dick's the persuasion All hoes s** co*k n***a how you play 'em? That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em Stick dick in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em The n***a the one-nighter, the b**h exciter I only love my hoes when I'm goin up inside her Problem number one is gettin money I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey So don't expect nuttin cause I ain't offerin I go hard on my b**hes, cause I'm never never softenin Puttin the demand on 'em, f** 'em and scram on 'em The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" game is ran on 'em So f** how you feel, you f**in cheap thrill I hope you took the pill cause I won't pay the bill Gettin p**y's just another expense If p**y pays the bills then dick pays the rent I only need a ho for one thing and that's to cum I've got 99 problems and a b**h ain't one! Ha! Yo Marquis my motherf**er you got problems man? (A b**h ain't one) Aww sh**! Now let me tell you how to do this sh** I got a b**h that loves to G She'll f** you right after she f**s me I got a b**h who loves both I got a b**h who loves handcuffs and ropes I got a b**h that's fast, a b**h that's slow A b**h that's a virgin and a b**h that's a ho A b**h that lies A b**h that's true A b**h who's a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "b**hes 2" I got a b**h that's cool A b**h that's hot A b**h who loves rap, a b**h who loves rock A b**h who's lost and one who knows where it's at She gets up under me and purrs like a cat I got a b**h that runs, I got a b**h that walks I got a b**h that yells, I got a b**h who talks I got a b**h that's dirty, got a b**h that's neat I got a super fine b**h that I knocked in the swap meet And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they stay with me So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a b**h ain't one - hit me No a b**h ain't one (Huh, you know a b**h ain't one!) Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my motherf**in rent Marquis But a b**h ain't one Man you got yourself nothin man f** them raggedy stank-a** hoes n***a A b**h ain't one I got a problems stayin out here on these streets With the police trying to take a n***a out, y'know? But a b**h ain't one Got problems with motherf**ers.. buyin my records But a b**h ain't one f** 'em all, n***a f** them motherf**ers Youknahmsayin? A b**h ain't one Got problems man All them motherf**ers can kiss my motherf**in a** f'real Really, n***as worryin about b**hes They better, they better find somethin else to worry about