[Verse 1: Hopsin]
Now I was in the club with a fine a** chick (Fo' Sho')
A bad b**h that was making that a** dip
Then I accidentally let some gas slip
I realized I had to take a real bad sh**
So I said shorty, I won't be able to s**t you
I really gotta to make my way to the restroom
I found a spot I could pop a squat
But I was blocked by some n***as tryna' pop n' lock
I was pooin' everywhere tryna' stow through the club
I just kept cool acting like I didn't know what it was
When I got to the bathroom, I twisted on the door knob (f**)
The doors locked (sh**) oh god, I started banging till' someone yelled yo' stop
I shouldve never ate my moms f**in' porkchops
Then I sh**ted in my pants (say what?)
And some n***as thought I was doin' a dance that I made
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Now do this dance called doo doo pants
And drop that sh** to the flo'
Now drop that sh** to the flo'
Now drop that sh** to the flo'
Drop that sh** to the flo'
Drop that sh** to the flo'
Drop that sh** to the flo'
Drop that sh** to the flo'
[Verse 2: SwizZz]
Its about 10:45 and im ready to ride
But first I got somethin' to do
(and whats that?) I just gobbled a big mac
A bag of sour patch and now its time to take a dook
Aye yo Hop (whats up?) wheres the bathroom man? (why?)
My n***a, you should already know (know what?)
Ive got a monster in my tummy, its about to get ugly
Motherf**er (what?) im about to blow
I can feel it pokein' out like a nipple
Its drippin' down my leg (eh) now its official
I'mma need a double XL, some sprain a fanta, open the window
Lots of tissue, and a very large can
For a very large dump, its turning in my gut
Hop dawg forget about your shower, cancel our show
I'mma need a couple hours
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