[Verse 1: Hopsin] Now I was in the club with a fine a** chick (Fo' Sho') A bad b**h that was making that a** dip Then I accidentally let some gas slip I realized I had to take a real bad sh** So I said shorty, I won't be able to s**t you I really gotta to make my way to the restroom I found a spot I could pop a squat But I was blocked by some n***as tryna' pop n' lock I was pooin' everywhere tryna' stow through the club I just kept cool acting like I didn't know what it was When I got to the bathroom, I twisted on the door knob (f**) The doors locked (sh**) oh god, I started banging till' someone yelled yo' stop I shouldve never ate my moms f**in' porkchops Then I sh**ted in my pants (say what?) And some n***as thought I was doin' a dance that I made [Hook:} Now do this dance called doo doo pants And drop that sh** to the flo' Now drop that sh** to the flo' Now drop that sh** to the flo' Drop that sh** to the flo' Drop that sh** to the flo' Drop that sh** to the flo' Drop that sh** to the flo' [Verse 2: SwizZz] Its about 10:45 and im ready to ride But first I got somethin' to do (and whats that?) I just gobbled a big mac A bag of sour patch and now its time to take a dook Aye yo Hop (whats up?) wheres the bathroom man? (why?) My n***a, you should already know (know what?) Ive got a monster in my tummy, its about to get ugly Motherf**er (what?) im about to blow I can feel it pokein' out like a nipple Its drippin' down my leg (eh) now its official I'mma need a double XL, some sprain a fanta, open the window Lots of tissue, and a very large can For a very large dump, its turning in my gut Hop dawg forget about your shower, cancel our show I'mma need a couple hours [Hook:]