My friends and I we go to Zanzibar
I see a pretty girl but I won't get too far
'Cause she's just staring at my friend
Now they're talking laughing I feel dead
Maybe I'll just go to bed
We're at this party of a friend of mine
I ask this woman if she'd like some wine
She says "No thanks I never drink"
Then she looks at my friend I see her wink
As I turn I hear their gla**es clink
I won't find my wife in this bar
Now we're in this smoky bar in Somerville
Talking to this girl she's cute and dressed to k**
She says "I think you're funny too
But I'd rather be dead than dance with you
'Cause you're not white as Elmer's glue"
I won't find my wife in this bar
Is this another Bates reunion
Or Hamilton, Tufts, or Colby?
Does it really matter where I go?
I won't find my wife in this bar