Honest Bob And The Factory-To-Dealer Incentives - I Won't Find My Wife in This Bar lyrics

My friends and I we go to Zanzibar I see a pretty girl but I won't get too far 'Cause she's just staring at my friend Now they're talking laughing I feel dead Maybe I'll just go to bed We're at this party of a friend of mine I ask this woman if she'd like some wine She says "No thanks I never drink" Then she looks at my friend I see her wink As I turn I hear their gla**es clink I won't find my wife in this bar Now we're in this smoky bar in Somerville Talking to this girl she's cute and dressed to k** She says "I think you're funny too But I'd rather be dead than dance with you 'Cause you're not white as Elmer's glue" I won't find my wife in this bar Is this another Bates reunion Or Hamilton, Tufts, or Colby? Does it really matter where I go? I won't find my wife in this bar