Ooh, I am f**ing an animal
f**ing an animal, holding on the horns
f**ing an animal, I'm involved with p**n
f**ing an animal, sure is nice and warm in here
In my animal, drinkin' fifty beers
f**ing an animal , blowin' fifty steers
f**ing an animal, oh, I'm a f**ing queer
f**ing an animal
Didn't need to take her on a date
Just had to stand here on the crate
No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment
Just me my animal, getting my dick bent
Oh, animal
Lovely animal
Argh
Animal, didn't have to say please
f**ing an animal with Legionnaires disease
I'm f**ing an animal, damn, hard on the knees
I'm f**ing an animal
Animal, animal f**er on the loose
f**ing an animal, I'll go from dog to goose
f**ing an animal, one time I f**ed a moose
f**ing an animal
Now, the animal's in pain
It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain
(Terrible pain)
But now, it starts to rain but I'm still the same
Meet my animal, animal, oh, animal, ah, animal
Animal, animal, animal
Animal, not proud of what I do
I'm f**ing an animal, I had a great time at the zoo
I'm f**ing an animal 'cause you won't let me f** you
Animal
I'm not willing to spend any more time on that song