Ooh, I am f**ing an animal f**ing an animal, holding on the horns f**ing an animal, I'm involved with p**n f**ing an animal, sure is nice and warm in here In my animal, drinkin' fifty beers f**ing an animal , blowin' fifty steers f**ing an animal, oh, I'm a f**ing queer f**ing an animal Didn't need to take her on a date Just had to stand here on the crate No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment Just me my animal, getting my dick bent Oh, animal Lovely animal Argh Animal, didn't have to say please f**ing an animal with Legionnaires disease I'm f**ing an animal, damn, hard on the knees I'm f**ing an animal Animal, animal f**er on the loose f**ing an animal, I'll go from dog to goose f**ing an animal, one time I f**ed a moose f**ing an animal Now, the animal's in pain It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (Terrible pain) But now, it starts to rain but I'm still the same Meet my animal, animal, oh, animal, ah, animal Animal, animal, animal Animal, not proud of what I do I'm f**ing an animal, I had a great time at the zoo I'm f**ing an animal 'cause you won't let me f** you Animal I'm not willing to spend any more time on that song