Ain't got no lamp I got a hollowed out gourd
I eat my dinner off a Ouiji board
Skulls hanging off of my Christmas tree
Blood dripping off my easter bunny
Got a "Cemetery closed for repair" sign
and no one's car is as fine as mine
Color's the same from front to back
Matching interior - midnight black
Room for five plus one to lie
And a spare coffin in case you die
It also doubles as my bed
You heard my right that's what I said
My car's a hearse and don't you know
It's fine it's mine and paid for
Decorated as I please
You'll get a ride if you're lucky
The Girls come from miles around to see
I love my car and it loves me
Don't stare don't drool don't try to pa**
My car is big and my car is fast
Let's go out tonight to the cemetery
My big black car and you and me...