Ain't got no lamp I got a hollowed out gourd I eat my dinner off a Ouiji board Skulls hanging off of my Christmas tree Blood dripping off my easter bunny Got a "Cemetery closed for repair" sign and no one's car is as fine as mine Color's the same from front to back Matching interior - midnight black Room for five plus one to lie And a spare coffin in case you die It also doubles as my bed You heard my right that's what I said My car's a hearse and don't you know It's fine it's mine and paid for Decorated as I please You'll get a ride if you're lucky The Girls come from miles around to see I love my car and it loves me Don't stare don't drool don't try to pa** My car is big and my car is fast Let's go out tonight to the cemetery My big black car and you and me...