Oh, kiai
A ninja am I
I creep in the night
And take people's lives
Some people think that you have to be tiny
But allow me clear things up 'cause I'm not tiny
Some people think that you have to be Asian, well…
Let me set the record straight 'cause I'm not Asian
Oh, kiai
I am samurai
I'm ready to die
Or take my own life
Some people think that you have to have armor, but…
That's simply not the case 'cause I don't own armor
And some people think that you have to be serious, well…
Let me make sure we'll on the same page here 'cause I'm not so serious
Oh, kiai
Whoah, kiai
Oh, kiai
Whoah, kiai